Eurovision Song Contest Drinking Game
Presenters
There are always two presenters on screen, a Host and a Hostess. Each
broadcaster usually provides an additional Commentator to provide voice-over
translations, background information and witty sarcasm.
- The Commentator makes a satirical comment that no-one laughs at
- The Host and Hostess try and fail to be funny
- The Host and Hostess sing
- The Host and Hostess speak in rhyme
- The Host and Hostess gaze into each others eyes
- The Host and Hostess kiss: chug
- The Hostess changes her dress
- The Host changes his outfit: slurp
- Presenters having a time-wasting conversation that no-one can follow,
understand or care less about
Performances — general points
- Song has a tacky or nonsensical title (shoo-wop etc.)
- Politically-related metaphor (e.g. breaking out of chains, shedding a
black cloak to reveal white clothes)
- Lyrics are literally demonstrated in the performance
- Act steals ideas from Eurovision acts from previous years
- Use of props (e.g. candles, ribbons, dummies, mobile phones)
- Use of pyrotechnics or lasers; if they go wrong: chug
- Interaction with the audience; if the audience is unusually passive:
slurp
- Any time the song goes up a key
- France conducts a musical experiment
- France sings in English: chug
- A country from Former Yugoslavia has a depressing
song
- Germany's song mentions peace, harmony or love
(one sip each)
- A country borrows any performer from another country
- if the borrowed performer is Irish:
slurp
- if the country doing the borrowing is Ireland:
chug
Appearance of performers
- Retro/out-of-date clothing and hairstyles
- Bad dress-sense; if utterly offensive:
slurp
- Experimental make-up
- Indecently revealing or figure-hugging costumes:
slurp
- Overt displays of cleavage
- Codpiece(s): chug
- Faked blond hair (East European countries
only)
- Hat(s); if horned: chug
- Sunglasses
- Moustache(s); if female with moustache:
chug
- Main singer is grossly overweight
- Malta: male singer does not have a hairy chest:
slurp
- Mid-performance costume change
Singers and back-up vocalists
- Sing in a language other than their native tongue, English or French
- Perform through the medium of rap: slurp
- Wink at camera
- Drop to their knees
- Flick their hair; if they flick non-existent hair:
chug
- Make a victory/peace ‘V’ sign
- Wave their arms above their heads whilst singing
- Punch the air
- Put excessive emotion into their singing
- Sing out of tune
- Emit high and loud obnoxious noises
- Play or mime along with musicians during instrumentals; if they play
badly: slurp
- Resemble someone you know
- Resemble another famous person
- if that person is present in the audience:
slurp
- if the camera zooms in and lingers on that person:
chug
- Flirt with the camera after finishing
Dancers and musicians
- Play an ‘ethnic’ instrument (includes panpipes)
- Play piano while standing
- ‘Ethnic’ dancing
- Hip-hop style dancing: slurp
- Dancing that detracts from the performance
- Dancing that surpasses belief and credibility
- Pretend fighting: if martial arts, chug
- Contortionist: chug
- Dubstep: chug
Television coverage and venue
- Transmission goes a bit wonky
- Preview video is completely pointless
- Preview video is full of gormless smiles
- National symbols are seen somewhere
- Helicopter shots
- Sped up or slowed down film
- Prolonged video mixes
- Colour replacement effects
- Any special effect better than the songs